Petition to Graduate went through.
9 1/2 more weeks.
It’s actually happening.
I don’t know what my life will be with no school looming over it.
1. Soul mates do exist. Yours are your friends.
2. If you have a small apartment, storing clothes in your oven is perfectly reasonable.
3. If a man asks you to pee on him, you have every right to expose his habits publicly.
4. If you ever run into a friend’s ex, you must curse the day they…
I miss you. Whenever something funny happens I want to tell you about it.
—Miranda (Sex and the City)